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Jordan: What was your favourite part about being here Dex?
Dex: Having like 3 wanks a day in like Aleks' guest bedroom.
Aleks: (◕︵◕✿)
seamus-humperdinck:

Creature Daily Picture 197/365 ~ Boss Ass Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch.

seamus-humperdinck:

Creature Daily Picture 197/365 ~ Boss Ass Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch.

roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

shreks-buttplug:

Day 1: Your Favorite Creature. 

James Wilson aka: UberHaxorNova

DO THE CHALLENGE YOURSELF! 

titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

rnarshalbowdrie:

my favorite expression Aleks made while sitting through Dex’s fanfiction reading

rnarshalbowdrie:

my favorite expression Aleks made while sitting through Dex’s fanfiction reading